Ways to Annoy People [Joke Thread]

[Td0ggk1llz]

It's so easy we all do it unintentionally! ....or intentionally depending on who you are. It's all fun and games til someone gets a poke in the snoot. XD

Number your ways so we can see how many we get!

I shall start....

1. Drum on any available surface.
2. Ask 1-800 people for dates.

Enjoy!

[Admin]

3.Have an hour and a half debate with a wandering Mormon who is trying to convert you to see "the true path" about how he can't prove anything and that God is just a thought.


Seriously, I did that today.

[Flutter]

4. Repeat one's name with them keep asking "What/Yes/Hm/May I Help You?"

[411662]

5. start singing as loud and as bad as u can in the largest library u can find
6. don't bathe for 3 months then walk around with arms up
7. tell a doctor ur allergic to oxygen
8. reply to every person with unhun no matter what they say or ask
9. lie about having swine flu then go around sneezing on every person you see
10. get a gazillion air horns hooked onto a remote activated switch and place them all around your whole area then activate them all at the same time
11. get 6 large animals, and give them the name tags 1,2,3,4,5, and 7, afterwards, let them run wild in a public place, but make sure they can be found, and the name tags would be seen, everyone'll be annoyed to hell after seeing they can't find anime number 6 fufufufufufufufufufu >=)
(running out of pranks that annoy ppl ideas so...)
12. Hypnotise ur teacher into giving pop quizes every 30 min, ur classmates'll get so annoyed, hehehe...
13. find someone who won't mind if you hug them, someone around your age and goes to ur school that is, then continously chat with them in class, continously hug them every chance you have, and continously bother them everywhere,
14. poke someone a gazillion times
15. invite your whole school to a party at a place and give them an imaginary address
16. send an e-mail to your computer illeterate friend
17. spend a million dollars on an acoustically perfect room, then play TV static at maximum volume
18. (only 4 ppl who love computers) buy the best possible server, and install windows 95 on it
19. tell your parents that your dream in life is to live in a paper box
20. just keep nodding to everything, need i say more?

xP

[Sairokun]

21. Tell someone the same story of something that happened over and over (This grinds me gears >.>)

22. Have a nasaly voice (can't spell) and try to talk to any girl LOL

23. Become a comentary person (Kinda like a narrator) and Narrate EVERYTHING

24. End every sentence you say like you asked a question? (See what I did there XDDD)

25. When you go out with a bunch of friends, invite your parents XD

26. WET WILLIES DX

27. Tell someone how much you have to go to the bathroom as much as you can until you actually go.

28. When someone asks/tells you something say what? or huh? as if you didn't hear at all. (I hate this one >.>)

29. Try your best to be funny at the wrong times.

30. IF you ever visit some friends house, RAID THE FRIDGE WOOT XDD

[Axolotl]

31. When people ask you for the time, always respond with "time to get a watch."

[Ivi the Kitty]

32. Speak in third person, most effective with new people. It's annoying to most because it's not a normal way to talk. It's fun because it's different. It's also fun to see how many strange looks you get and to see how many people start doing it themselves.

[Vaan]

33. u mad? lololol

[Tak Suyu]

34) Steal traffic cones and redirect traffic in a circle

*Edit - Actually I got an email that's a whole list of these "101 ways to annoy people"

[411662]

35 = tell ur grade 12 graduating partner in a project that's worth 30% of the final mark that u want to skip the project

[Tak Suyu]

36) Stand behind an obese person and make 18 wheeler backing up sounds every time they take a step backwards, Also.. before they stop moving make air brake release sounds

[Misty]

37. Borrow money all the time with no intent on repaying

33. u mad? lololol

This one made me laugh xD
It's also why we need a pvp server so we hear babos spam this

[Tak Suyu]

It's also why we need a pvp server so we hear babos spam this

Don't they have pvp instances and such?

[Misty]

It's not a free-range pvp system, which is not really pvp in my opinion.. Why have "pvp" when you have to go into a board room to do it? That's not pvp, but then people would just bitch about how they got pk'd outside of town since they aren't use to how a mmorpg is really played.

[Tak Suyu]

It's not a free-range pvp system, which is not really pvp in my opinion.. Why have "pvp" when you have to go into a board room to do it? That's not pvp, but then people would just bitch about how they got pk'd outside of town since they aren't use to how a mmorpg is really played.

Ahh term misinterpretation.. Pvping is exactly what I thought it was, you want Pking =P

I tend to like Pking at times too but usually games can't do it right. Used to be a Pkk in Ultima Online :l

[Misty]

It's not that I'd like to pk all the time, but to fight others whenever you want is something I think everyone thinks about while playing and I don't think people really understand the whole other side of a game can have with it in, espeially since games now-a-days don't utilize that option anymore.

[Tak Suyu]

Oh I know, All games nowadays are what was deemed "Carebear" back when I played Uo =P

You could easily make a living just pking people back in that game :l

Oh well its something that they can't put in cause the people making the games nowadays just want to get something out quick before its obsolete or to make quick cash

[Misty]

I think that's why I'm always going to be playing Lineage more-so over any other online game xD

It's hard to appreciate new games when they lack what made older games so fun and addicting to play.

PS - LordBritish sucks >_>

[Tak Suyu]

I think that's why I'm always going to be playing Lineage more-so over any other online game xD

It's hard to appreciate new games when they lack what made older games so fun and addicting to play.

PS - LordBritish sucks >_>

That's why hes dead....

[Td0ggk1llz]

38. Hijack a thread in a forum and talk about random nonsense that has nothing to do with the thread itself.

[Misty]

39. Forum admins/mods

[Tak Suyu]

Haha sorry
40) sing the batman theme song excessively

[Td0ggk1llz]

Talk about anything you want! Just include a new annoyance =P

41. Create an answering machine greeting that begins with "Hello? ... yes... uh huh... sure..." and then end with "...in case you hadn't figured it out, this is a recording. Bye!"

[Tak Suyu]

Talk about anything you want! Just include a new annoyance =P

41. Create an answering machine greeting that begins with "Hello? ... yes... uh huh... sure..." and then end with "...in case you hadn't figured it out, this is a recording. Bye!"

I did that one time, cept it was an authentic Panda Express phone operator that I paid to do it

42) Don't give the release date to the general public

[scyth]

43) stalk someone super closely and when their sleeping put your face a inch away form theirs and breathe heavily on them (..yea......im not weird okay just thought of it on spot)

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