Re: Ways to Annoy People [Joke Thread]

by **Tak Suyu** Sun May 30, 2010 10:16 pm

scyth wrote:43) stalk someone super closely and when their sleeping put your face a inch away form theirs and breathe heavily on them (..yea......im not weird okay just thought of it on spot)

Isn't that technically Illegal?
44)According to my roommate, Be me :l

by **scyth** Sun May 30, 2010 10:17 pm

Tak Suyu wrote:
scyth wrote:43) stalk someone super closely and when their sleeping put your face a inch away form theirs and breathe heavily on them (..yea......im not weird okay just thought of it on spot)
Isn't that technically Illegal?
44)According to my roommate, Be me :l

off topic:yes,but then again this is a joke thread (as the name says)

by **Napalmhit** Sun May 30, 2010 11:52 pm

45) Drink a lot of energy drinks and just run around in circles around your friends. xD

Then of course there's the ones that involve alcohol. lol

by **Tak Suyu** Mon May 31, 2010 12:32 pm

46)Asking a friend to come over and have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do
47)Send a friend some Manga but remove a few pages

by **Vaan** Mon May 31, 2010 11:42 pm

48. Stand in an elevator with another person (just you and him/her). Fart. -wait 5 seconds-. Say, "Um.... you did it".

by **pikadusk** Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:24 am

49. Act like you have tourette syndrome... its amazing how a tic can drive some people insane.

by **411662** Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:42 pm

50. send trojans to everyone u know and tell em it's the next best game there is, and to just unplug their computer when the game opens

by **Td0ggk1llz** Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:18 pm

51. Tell dead baby jokes at the abortion clinic.

by **Napalmhit** Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:06 am

Td0ggk1llz wrote:51. Tell dead baby jokes at the abortion clinic.

Ouch....

52. "Accidentally" blurt out that your friends likes a certain person in front of said person.

by **Vaan** Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:49 pm

Td0ggk1llz wrote:51. Tell dead baby jokes at the abortion clinic.

Tell "If my kid was president" jokes at the abortion clinic.

by **411662** Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:16 am

54. round up everyone u know and try to get them to join ur mob without telling them what it's really about, march down to a government building, then start shouting "WE WANT MORE COOKIES!"

by **Napalmhit** Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:22 am

411662 wrote:54. round up everyone u know and try to get them to join ur mob without telling them what it's really about, march down to a government building, then start shouting "WE WANT MORE COOKIES!"

Oh my god.....My friends would so love that. xD

by **DarkAngel** Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:50 pm

411662 wrote:54. round up everyone u know and try to get them to join ur mob without telling them what it's really about, march down to a government building, then start shouting "WE WANT MORE COOKIES!"

I'll join anytime. After all we are talking about COOKIES here.

by **Wolfboy1862** Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:56 pm

55. Walk up to a security guard, tell him that his zipper is open. When he bends down to zip it back up, quickly flick him on the nose and yell as loudly as you can "TAG! YOU'RE IT!"

For added effect, add "BETCH" into the sentence somewhere.

by **mc27** Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:48 pm

56.Tell bad jokes at funeral about deceased to parents/siblings.
57.get some people to prank a friend by egging car etc. then call cops.
58.setup blind date straight person up with member of same gender
59.trade a look aike common weapon saying its the rare

by **Vaan** Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:21 am

60. Whenever someone talks to you excessively, just say, "cool story bro".

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